Legalize Gay Marriage? Legalize Prostitution, Then Bailout Viagra With Free Vouchers to Bordellos

December 3, 2008 at 3:04 pm 12 comments


Well, we have legalized executive crime, and are using an amount equal to all the taxes that will be collected in the next 20 years to reward other business criminals, such as the auto executives and Wall Street and the ACORN fraudulent mortgages.

Now the citizens of that Socialist, bankrupt State of California are rioting to overturn the will of the people expressed by a clear super-majority vote in a clean and fair election. Specifically the homosexual population are proving that the false and misleading title they have chosen for themslves of “GAY” is untrue, and they are not behaving like cheerful and gay citizens, but like grumpy sore losers and want to find a “GAY” judge who is willing to overturn the will of the people and write bad law from the bench.

Might as well continue the government programs designed by the Democratic Party to destroy marriage and the family by legalizing prostitution.

That is another program being pushed by Gavin, the “I am not queer, I just look and talk that way and support all gay causes by accident” Mayor of San Francisco.

In fact, since we are bailing out everything and giving money to everybody, maybe after we legalize prostitiution, we can have people check a box on their income tax return saying whether or not they have enough cash for prostitutes, and if they don’t, the government could send out a voucher good for one free visit to the bordello every week.

In keeping with Obama’s “spread the wealth around” policy, low income men could qualify for welfare bordello vouchers, maybe as part of Food Stamps.

And we cannot have sexual discrimination. Women must also get bordello vouchers as part of their welfare. Of course, unmarried mothers pose a special dilemma: Obviously they found sex somewhere! But can we pay for them to have more sex and more babies for the working taxpayer to support. Of course we must! They have rights. If we can pay for men to get sex, we must pay for women to get sex.

And we must extablish gay bordellos, because once gays can get married, they will probably suffer the same absence of sex that afflicts married straight men.

Do not forget the huge population of unfortunate gay women trapped in marriages to straight men. Psychologists must be able to dispense free medicaid vouchers to lesbian bordellos for these victims of straight marriages.

Muslims would get bordellos with foot baths and prayer rugs in case the six hour Viagra erection overlaps with prayer times. And the girls would wear facial scarves. Maybe someone could email me about how Burkhas would fit in this government welfare plan?

And if any bordello runs out of cash, we could use tax dollars to bail them out. After all, where could anyone find a man who will not claim he urgently needs more nekkid fems, ooops, except in San Fransisco?

Then we could give vouchers to doctors, and if someone called in with the erection lasting more than six hours, like the Viagra commercials warn of, then the doctors could prescribe an emergency treatment of six hours in the FEMA run bordello.

Of course, vouchers for the bordello could be part of the Congressional Health Insurance package. This would greatly decrease the scandals in Congress. Such a policy would even have spared the most famous Democrat of all, Hillary Clinton of her husband’s Blue Dress Scandal.

See, sin and crime are entirely determined by perverts demonstrating in the streets and electing “I am not gay” mayors. Oh Oh, is this the ultimate extension of the way Harvard and Nancy Pelosi interpret the separation of Church and state.

The state uses tax dollars to pay for crime and sin, Democratically, whether it be in Detroit, on Wall Street, even in that den of iniquity and sin called Congress.

Church ministers are in violation of the civil rights law and subject to imprisonment  if they refer to gays as perverts, or to homosexuality as an abomination.

So, government in the USA advocates and pays for crime, capitalist failures, and sin. To speak out against sin is a civil rights violation.

Oh my God, is this post a civil rights violation? Can I be sent to jail?

Do not put me in jail, please, look, I am advocating legalizing prostitution, including gay prostitution. Isn’t that enough sin to keep me out of jail?

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12 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Ahmnodt Heare  |  December 3, 2008 at 3:27 pm

    Washington desperately needs somebody with your visionary insight. I will add you to my blogroll.

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  • 2. tothewire  |  December 3, 2008 at 4:02 pm

    Great read! Great blog! Love it!

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  • 3. bla2222  |  December 3, 2008 at 4:17 pm

    That is funny.
    I added your link to my site.
    Thanks,

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  • 4. Liz  |  December 3, 2008 at 10:40 pm

    Are you for real?

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  • 5. Anastacia  |  December 3, 2008 at 10:52 pm

    I think you need to check your facts and grow a brain. This is some of the most ignorant shit I have ever seen. Do you live in a cave? This is 21st century America finally seeing through on her promise of rights for every human being and if you don’t like it maybe you should try living without any civil rights and see how it feels. People have fought for centuries to get where we are today and there is still so much work to be done, progress slowed by this kind of thinking. You are a digression in the evolution of man.

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  • 6. Moxie  |  December 3, 2008 at 11:12 pm

    legalizing gay marriage and legalizing prostitution is very different. allowing someone the right to marry the person they love is not the same as allowing someone the right to offer their body for money. do you see the difference? two people in love marrying does not does not equal secret sex because you’re not getting it at home.

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  • 7. Moxie  |  December 3, 2008 at 11:16 pm

    anastacia– just because someone doesn’t understand doesn’t mean you need to beat up on them–The problem with biting back at someone’s hurtful comments is that it only makes them more hostile. I’d go for neutrally toned logic if possible. also, evolution doesn’t go backwards. it’s not possible. it’s just that certain types of humans are eliminated or promoted each generation. so there is no going backwards, and not even forwards necissarily. only constant change.

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  • 8. marspoetica  |  December 4, 2008 at 12:59 am

    Your comment to add you to my “blog roll” was somewhat misguided… if your posts are indeed serious. I was not making judgement of Obama, and many of my posts display attitudes that are subtly antithetical to your “initiatives.” I voted for Obama, I’m gay, and sometime in the near future I will be able to marry. If I want to.

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  • 9. tothewire  |  December 4, 2008 at 1:04 am

    I added you to our blogroll! As I do enjoy a great read…lol

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  • 10. Bill  |  December 18, 2008 at 4:03 am

    I disagree. Its not for the people to decide what group gets what rights. Either we all get the rights or none of us do. Remember those truths that were self evident. the ones that stated “all me are born equal”?

    Nancy Replies:

    Yes, we all have equal rights to marry one person who is an adult and is of the opposite sex.

    None of us have the right to marry a farm animal, a child, or multiple spouses.

    That is equality!

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