Barack Obama Sets New Record for Mistakes by Any New President
January 24, 2009 at 5:45 pm
This is so sweet. Brainless Barry just keeps on giving.
He is already in a pis–ng match with the mainstream media that got hiim elected and he is only three short days into his Presidency. How delicious can it get? I love you Barry! Kiss, Kiss!
The only smart thing he has done so far was to con Bhillary into the Secretary of State job, which is the only cabinet position that is absolutely doomed to automatic failure.
I just cannot wait to watch Bhillary using her famous tact (I cannot stop laughing as I write this: Hillary’s “tact” Whee!!) to make peace between Isreal and the Arabs. But that amount of smarts is beyond Barry: it bears the unmistakeable mark of Rahm Emanuel, whose father and uncle are experts at blowing things up in the Mideast. Now they are blowing up Hillary’s career.
But back to Barack Obama setting the historical record for the most mistakes, flubs, and disasters between getting elected and getting inaugurated.
First, he failed to get sworn in like all 43 Presidents before him. The Chief Justice demanded that Barry redo the Oath the next day! Jeez, you cannot make this stuff up! And the next day his Vice President Joe Biden makes a joke about it in front of Obama! Did you see that video? Obama looked just like his cousin Odinga before he set fire to the church full of Christians. Dr. Jill Biden better check that Joe’s life insurance policies are paid up.
That big open mouth to mouth kiss she planted on Obama onstage at the Convention in Denver may not be enough to save her hubby from his big Irish blathering mouth.
So Barry is unique among Presidents in that he had two “first days as President.” And he screwed them both up! Change you can believe in! How sweet it is.
With permission, I am going to reprint this article with permission from that great lady and fellow New Yorker Ruthie Goldman’ Here it is:
Obama’s Honeymoon Is Over After Just Three Days as President
January 23, 2009 ·
Isn’t this absolutely delicious!
First He bungles his first act as President, which was taking the Oath of Office.
Then he appointed and swore in his Cabinet before he took the second Oath of Office so maybe his Cabinet is not legal.
He appointed an Attorney General who arranged the pardon of Marc Rich, who collaborated with the enemy, swindled the public out of billions of dollars overcharging for oil, and set the record as the biggest tax evader in all history.
He appointed a Secretary of State that he previously said had no foreign policy experience.
Then he appointed as Head of the CIA the idiot who forced the CIA to downsize under Clinton so we got misinformation about weapons of mass destruction in Iraq.
Even better, the One was too insensitive to even tell his fellow Democratic Senior Senator Feinstein about the CIA appoint, forgetting the minor matter that she heads the intelligence committee. Brainless Barry!
So he tried appointing Governor Richardson who was under investigation by the FBI for six months.
Then he announced a jobs plan for 2.5 million jobs the day before his Labor Dept said we lost 2.6 million jobs, showing he has his head stuck someplace it should not be. Cannot even talk to his jobs department?
Or is that his solution to global warming? Fewer jobs?
Then he appoints to run the economic bailout the incompetent boob who oversaw the disaster as Head of the New York Fed and to boot committed felony Tax Evasion.
Then Obama locks the Press Corps out of his make-up second inauguration.
Then he won’t let the media take photos or video inside the White House
Then he appoints a lobbyist or two to his team.
Then he bites the head off a reporter who asks why he hired a lobbyist after two yearas of campaigning he would not hire any lobbyist.
Then the media refused to use the photos forced down their throats by the White House.
So now the Messiah is in a pissing match with the media who elected him.
Never in the history of America has any President screwed up so much in his first three days!!!
The next four years are going to be fun, fun, fun!!!
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