Barack Obama Gave Up Church For Lent

April 10, 2009 at 11:49 am 5 comments

The Obama family has not been seen in any Christian church since the first  weeks immediately linked to the fumbled inauguration when the press demanded photo opps of the family appearing  to be worshipping.

Since then, no Obama family member has been seen in any Christian church!

The only connection of Obama to Christianity since early February was in Turkey when Obama told the world “We do not consider ourselves to be a Christian Nation.”

Other than that, the only other connection of Obama to any religion was when he bowed on camera to the world leader of Islaam, the King of Saudi Arabia, his Exalted Highness, the keeper of Mecca and Medina.

UPDATE: Obama hosted a Seder celebration of Passover in the White House last night.

Now that the tide of state approvals of gay marriage is flooding America, our citizens may expect a revolution of “true equal sexual and reproductive rights” according to the ACLU. I strongly oppose these, but predict we will see all these “recognitions of equal rights“:

First: the legalization of polygamy (which is already creeping across Canada);

Second: abolition of those “obsolete” laws prohibiting sex with animals; possibly legalizing reproduction with half animal offspring as a new generation of “community organizers” for Acorn;

Third: lowering the age of both sexual  consent and of marriage to what has long been considered the age of reason: eight or nine years of age. That, of course, would merely be conforming US laws to the Prophet Muhamed’s marriage to a nine year old bride. Or at least that is what is written in the Quran.

Change you can believe in.

I am so very happy that our electorate had the foresight and undrstanding to elect a baby raised on foodstamps to the Presidency.

With any luck, we may be able to amend the Constitution so that all eight of Octomom Nady Suleman’s litter may become President simultaneously at age eight.

Why eight? Because there are eight of them. And if that is to be the new age of sexual consent and marriage, if they are old enough to screw, they are old enough to screw America.

Really, it would be no different than our situation today. Our President has no more relevant experience to be President than any other eight year old food stamp baby.


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5 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Sisyphus Fragment  |  April 10, 2009 at 12:23 pm

    Oh no! Our elected representatives are representing everyone equally! We can’t have that, someone needs to be persecuted right now!

  • 2. MAS1916  |  April 10, 2009 at 1:13 pm

    He is just being consistent.. He gave up following the Constitution when he was elected.

  • 3. boudicabpi  |  April 11, 2009 at 6:44 pm

    Just a question, has anyone checked the D. C. area Mosques?
    Bob A.

    • 4. ngoldfarb  |  April 12, 2009 at 6:50 pm

      Between inauguration and Easter, the Obama family including the mother in law failed to attend church for eleven consecutive weeks.

      Even the Clinton’s did better.

      That is the longest stretch of non-Church going during my lifetime.

      Change you can believe in.

  • 5. robin  |  February 25, 2010 at 10:05 pm

    LOL! You dang religious right-wing haters. Always good for a laugh.


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