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State of Hawaii Says Obama “Birth Certificate” Not Valid


Factcheck.org, the “unbiased” truth seeker that has published Obama’s Certification of Live Birth that they say proves Obama was born in America, in “truth” is operated by the totally biased Annenberg Foundation that gave Obama and Bill Ayres $110 million to spend on improving education. But Obama and Ayres actually spent the $110 million teaching Chicago kids to vote for his sponsor Mayor Daley. The Annenberg Foundation did a follow up study that proved Obama and Ayres did not improve educational test scores by any amount.

Want proof of Annenberg’s bias and dishonesty?  Annenberg’s factcheck.org says that Ayres and Obama did not do know each other then!! Even though the Annenberg Foundation knows that Bill Ayres founded the Chicago Annenberg Challenge (or “CAC”) and hired Obama to be its President for five years, all documented by the Corporate Minutes of the CAC that U. of Illinios Prof. William Ayres  donated to the archives section of the University of Illinois Library at its Chicago campus.   Ie., this is not web chatter, it is documented in the University of Illinois Library Archives!!  Commenters are calling me a liar. Go to Chicago and read it yourself!  Annenberg certainly knows the name of the President of a group to which it gave $110 million, and that name is Barack Obama! So Annenberg has proved, with its own contradictory published statements, that Annenberg and its website factcheck.org tell lies to benefit Obama, and that its own website factcheck.org publishes lies.

Back to the Obama/Factcheck.org “Certificate of Live Birth.”

Hawaii’s official birth certificate is the “Certificate of Live Birth” which is different from the “Certification of Live Birth”. Changing the “e” to “ion” is all the difference in the world. Obama and factcheck.org only publish the “ion” version, which is merely a computer printout, and not a birth certificate. How else are they different? Read and weep.

Annenberg’s factcheck.org continues to publish, even today,  Obama “Certification of Live Birth,” and Annenberg claims falsely that this proves Obama was born in the USA.

Annenberg’s corrupt factcheck,org published thousands of words about this but never once says that their document id the “ion” version, not the genuine “e” version. The most tragically comic statements on the corrupt factcheck.org is they quote people who “have seen” the “e” version.

Golly, Molly, if people “have seen” it,  why won’t Obama produce it?

Only one answer: it doesn’t exist. You would think by now, after he has been President so long, the FBI could have cooked up a good forgery for him? Don’t worry, eventually some liberal progressive totalitarian creep will forge one, but the fact that they went so long without producing it proves that no valid birth certificatE ever existed or they would have produced it.

Here is what the State of Hawaii’s official government websites publish about the matter:

QUOTE: “The Certification of Live Birth is a legal document, but it is TOTALLY INADEQUATE when it comes to proving an individual was born in Hawaii.

     The State of Hawaii DOES NOT EVEN ACCEPT the Certification of Live Birth as valid proof that an individual was born in Hawaii.

     The Hawaii Department of Homelands, which administers programs to encourage property ownership for native Hawaiians states the following on its website.

In order to process your application, DHHL utilizes information that is found ONLY on the original Certificate of Live Birth, which is either black or green. This is a more complete record of your birth than the Certification of Live Birth(a computer-generated printout). Submitting the original Certificate of Live Birth will save you time and money since the computer-generated Certification requires additional verification by DHHL. [Emphasis Mine].

     The bottom line is that the Certification of Live Birth can be erroneous. It has been reported that it was not uncommon for foreigners residing in Hawaii to bring their infant children to the Clerk of the Court, swear they were born in Hawaii and have actual Certificates of Live Birth issued to their children.

    It has even been reported that foreigners residing in Hawaii, in some cases, produced birth certificates from foreign countries and the State of Hawaii still issued Hawaiian Certificates of Live Birth to the infants in question.

May 15, 2009 at 10:08 am 97 comments

Barack Obama Must One Up Hustler’s Larry Flynt Porno Bailout: We Must Give Free Passes to Bordellos as Economic “Stimulus”


Obama must bailout or nationalize bordellos as supply side economics. Free Healthcare Means If you get the 6 hour erection from Viagra, you get a free bordello pass, not a doctor. Change you can believe in.

Hustler publisher Larry Flynt and Girls Gone Wild CEO Joe Francis said Wednesday they will request that Congress allocate $5 billion for a bailout of the adult entertainment industry. Why would we want to bailout mere fantasy images when we can nationalize the fundamental source. We can bailout the supply!

 Our new President wants to spend an amount equal to all the taxes that will be collected in the next hundred years to reward people who cannot comprehend that a mortgage means you are actually supposed to pay for your home, and that your new four bedroom mansion with stainless steel appliances and granite counters is not part of the Section 8 free welfare housing you just moved out of.

Well, we have legalized executive crime. We are already subsidizing other business criminals, such as the auto executives and Wall Street and the ACORN fraudulent mortgages.

We might as well continue the government programs designed by the Democratic Party to destroy marriage and the family by legalizing prostitution.

Low income, and especially no income taxpayers, must be able to check a box on their no tax return saying whether or not they have enough cash for prostitutes, and if they don’t, the government absolutely must send out a voucher good for one free visit to the bordello every week.

Twice a week if you get a doctor’s letter.

Three times a week if the doctor is a specialist.

Maybe we could give them to heterosexual wives. Instead of that “I have a headache” routine, they could just ration out an Obama bordello coupon if hubby is nice about the rejection. This might actually reduce the divorce rate. See, bordellos can improve the quality of life for children who would otherwise suffer from a broken home.

For those of you under age thirty, “broken home” is an “Olde Englishe” term previously used to refer to that horror of horrors, a divorce.

In keeping with Obama’s “spread the wealth around” policy, low income men should qualify for welfare bordello vouchers, maybe as part of Food Stamps.

And we cannot have sexual discrimination. Women must also get bordello vouchers as part of their welfare. Of course, unmarried mothers pose a special dilemma: Obviously they found sex somewhere! But can we pay for them to have more sex and more babies for the working taxpayer to support?

Of course we must! They are people. They have rights, and it is not their fault that they are unwilling to work to pay for their rights. God made them that way. Christians must respect that. Besides, if we donate to feed babies, why shouldn’t the government take money away from us to pay for the act of making babies. It is hateful to use a term such as “screwing around!” to refer to the act of creating future welfare recipients.

And if we don’t pay for this, where will the voters come from to re-elect Obama in 2029 to his fifth term as Messiah?

“Give me your poor, your hungry, and we can show them how to vote twice.” Attributed to Mayor Daley, the expert on voting twice. You know, the man who showed Al Franken how to do a recount using a photocopy machine in a car trunk.

But back to basics:  If we can pay for men to get sex, we must pay for women to get sex.

And in the interest of true equality, we must establish gay bordellos, because once gays can get married, they will probably suffer the same absence of sex that afflicts married straight men. And aas a humantarian, I really want to give them a reason to feel “gay.”

We must  not forget the huge population of unfortunate gay women trapped in marriages to straight men. Psychologists must be able to dispense free Medicaid vouchers to lesbian bordellos for these victims of straight marriages.

Muslims have the right to get bordellos with foot baths and prayer rugs in case the six hour Viagra erection overlaps with prayer times. And the girls would wear facial scarves. Maybe someone could email me about how Burkhas would fit in this government welfare plan?

And if any bordello runs out of cash, we could use tax dollars to bail them out. After all, where could anyone find a man who will not claim he urgently needs more nekkid fems, Ooopps, except in San Francisco?

Then we could give vouchers to doctors, and if someone called in with the erection lasting more than six hours, like the Viagra commercials warn of, then the doctors could prescribe an emergency treatment of six hours in the FEMA run bordello.

Of course, vouchers for the bordello could be part of the Congressional Health Insurance package. This would greatly decrease the scandals in Congress. Such a policy would even have spared the most famous Democrat of all, Hillary Clinton of her husband’s Blue Dress Scandal.

See, sin and crime are entirely determined by perverts demonstrating in the streets and electing “I am not gay” mayors. Oh Oh, is this the ultimate extension of the way Harvard and Nancy Pelosi interpret the separation of Church and state.

The state uses tax dollars to pay for crime and sin, Democratically, whether it be in Detroit, on Wall Street, even in that den of iniquity and sin called Congress.

Church ministers are in violation of the civil rights law and subject to imprisonment if they refer to gays as perverts, or to homosexuality as an abomination.

So, government in the USA advocates and pays for crime, capitalist failures, and sin. To speak out against sin is a civil rights violation.

Oh my God, is this post a civil rights violation? Can I be sent to jail?

Do not put me in jail, please, look; I am advocating legalizing prostitution, including gay prostitution. Isn’t that enough sin to keep me out of jail?

 

January 11, 2009 at 8:04 pm 2 comments

Cow Fart Tax! Change You Can Believe In!


Maybe Barack Obama should follow the cows around lighting matches. You cannot make this stuff up. This will cause inflation. Maybe we could use it to inflate dirigibles.

I know! Send out platoons of gay cowboys to plug their butts!

Democrats are going to tax cow farts because they contain methane and add to greenhouse gases.

You just gotta read this at this great blog:

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January 2, 2009 at 2:28 pm 8 comments

Merry Christmas! I Am Off To Eat My Holiday Fruitcake


All the previous discussions of fruits, fruitflies and fruitiness has made me tired and hungry.

I am off to visit Rick Warren for Christmas fruitcake recipes.

My favorite  fruitcake has a lot of rum.

In fact, there is nothing like rummies and parties. Lets party CLICK THIS LINK

December 25, 2008 at 6:11 pm 1 comment

Dictator Obama Puts His Enemies In Jail Even Before He Takes Office


The Only Reason Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich was arrested was because he refused to appoint Valerie Jarret to the vacant Senate seat as Obama wanted. The FBI released wiretaps in which Blagojevich said “Obama wants me to appoint his girl, but that motherf—–er won’t give me anything.”

Therefore, the FBI wiretaps prove that Obama did talk to Blagojevich about who he wanted for his replacement. Therefore Obama lied (once again, what is it? The 399th lie?) when Obama said he and his office were never in touch with Blagojevich! This may be the last time we get to see the FBI proving Obama is lying.

The word on the streets in the Chicago precincts is that Obama’s Chief of Staff ,Rahm Emmanuel, who is named in honor of the inventor of the car bomb, phoned the FBI to prompt them to arrest the Governor. If they will do that to a Governor, what will they do to you and me?

For weeks the world has been abuzz with Obama’s wish to reward his quarter century long supporter Valerie Jarrett for her more than 20 years of supporting the corrupt Obama machine, first by hiring Michelle Obama as the Assistant Director of Development for Mayor Daley’s even more corrupt Chicago political machine. After Jarrett hired Michelle, the two of them had the power to approve the crooked public housing development contracts that the Barack Obama the lawyer prepared for crooks like Rezko.

The Jarrett – Obama hookup enriched both of them while looting both the taxpayer coffers of the City of Chicago and looting non-profits that Obama controlled from his seat on the Board of Directors.

The infamous old “Chicago Way” was that when you wanted a favor, you had to pay for it. Obama played this game for twenty years.

Gov. Blagojevich only wanted to keep playing by the century-old rules and get paid for doing Obama a favor. In Chicago, in Illinois, this is perfectly acceptable inside the incredibly corrupt Democratic Party machine.

Indeed, in Mayor Daley’s world, which is no different than Tony Soprano’s world in the Mafia television series, is that if you refused to “pay to play” you might well have a garbage truck drive over your car with your wife and kids in it.

And the Main Stream Media that selected and supported Obama as President have already joined the massacre of the innocent, and are referring to the Governor as “whacko”, “off his rocker,” “bi-polar,” and “insane.”  This is the utter personal destruction that the Democrats and the Clintons had perfected to discredit their enemies.

Obama has adopted those tactics of yester year, and is applying them not just to enemies, but to a Governor who merely refused, dared, to not folow Obama the God’s wishes.

But now that the media have annointed Obama as God Almighty, Barry believes that he is above “the Chicago Way” tradition that made him into the President Elect.

So now we finally have learned what Obama’s nebulous, undefined motto of “Change You Can Believe In” actually means.

Obama’s “Change” means instead of Obama paying to play, the new world order is Obama does not pay, he pays back.

If we do not do as Obama wishes, he will have us arrested.</p>

As Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich has just learned, when Obama says “appoint Valerie Jarrett to my Senate seat” and you dare to ask for a favor back in return, Obama has you arrested.

Change you can believe in.

Sure Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich is a crook. That is totally irrelevant. So is every politician in the City of Chicago, and in all of Illinois, because all of Illinois is controlled by Mayor Daley, who appointed Barack Obama as President. To say the Gov. was arrested because he is a crook is naive. Nobody has arrested Mayor Daley of Chicago who makes the Gov. look like Mother Theresa

So I guess I had better stop criticizing them before the garbage truck drives head on into my car at a hundred miles an hour.

And this is all so hypocritical.

All Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich asked for is the same thing Obama got: a $350,000 a year no show job for his wife, just as Obama got the $350,000 no show job of Michelle Obama paid by the non-profit Hospital run by the University of Chicago.

In Illinois it is part of business as usual to abuse and loot non-profits. Of course, a few years ago Obama still paid to play. Just after his wife got the $350,000 a year no show job at the non-profit, Obama paid by granting a $1,000,000 earmark to the non-profit from the Illinois taxpayers.

But now that Obama has been selected as God Almighty by the media, Obama no longer pays in kind. If you do not carry out his divine will, he just arrests you for doing what he himself had done.

Change you can believe in.

Barack Obama is the Dictator. Watch for more acts of despotism..

December 10, 2008 at 1:49 pm 18 comments

Legalize Gay Marriage? Legalize Prostitution, Then Bailout Viagra With Free Vouchers to Bordellos


Well, we have legalized executive crime, and are using an amount equal to all the taxes that will be collected in the next 20 years to reward other business criminals, such as the auto executives and Wall Street and the ACORN fraudulent mortgages.

Now the citizens of that Socialist, bankrupt State of California are rioting to overturn the will of the people expressed by a clear super-majority vote in a clean and fair election. Specifically the homosexual population are proving that the false and misleading title they have chosen for themslves of “GAY” is untrue, and they are not behaving like cheerful and gay citizens, but like grumpy sore losers and want to find a “GAY” judge who is willing to overturn the will of the people and write bad law from the bench.

Might as well continue the government programs designed by the Democratic Party to destroy marriage and the family by legalizing prostitution.

That is another program being pushed by Gavin, the “I am not queer, I just look and talk that way and support all gay causes by accident” Mayor of San Francisco.

In fact, since we are bailing out everything and giving money to everybody, maybe after we legalize prostitiution, we can have people check a box on their income tax return saying whether or not they have enough cash for prostitutes, and if they don’t, the government could send out a voucher good for one free visit to the bordello every week.

In keeping with Obama’s “spread the wealth around” policy, low income men could qualify for welfare bordello vouchers, maybe as part of Food Stamps.

And we cannot have sexual discrimination. Women must also get bordello vouchers as part of their welfare. Of course, unmarried mothers pose a special dilemma: Obviously they found sex somewhere! But can we pay for them to have more sex and more babies for the working taxpayer to support. Of course we must! They have rights. If we can pay for men to get sex, we must pay for women to get sex.

And we must extablish gay bordellos, because once gays can get married, they will probably suffer the same absence of sex that afflicts married straight men.

Do not forget the huge population of unfortunate gay women trapped in marriages to straight men. Psychologists must be able to dispense free medicaid vouchers to lesbian bordellos for these victims of straight marriages.

Muslims would get bordellos with foot baths and prayer rugs in case the six hour Viagra erection overlaps with prayer times. And the girls would wear facial scarves. Maybe someone could email me about how Burkhas would fit in this government welfare plan?

And if any bordello runs out of cash, we could use tax dollars to bail them out. After all, where could anyone find a man who will not claim he urgently needs more nekkid fems, ooops, except in San Fransisco?

Then we could give vouchers to doctors, and if someone called in with the erection lasting more than six hours, like the Viagra commercials warn of, then the doctors could prescribe an emergency treatment of six hours in the FEMA run bordello.

Of course, vouchers for the bordello could be part of the Congressional Health Insurance package. This would greatly decrease the scandals in Congress. Such a policy would even have spared the most famous Democrat of all, Hillary Clinton of her husband’s Blue Dress Scandal.

See, sin and crime are entirely determined by perverts demonstrating in the streets and electing “I am not gay” mayors. Oh Oh, is this the ultimate extension of the way Harvard and Nancy Pelosi interpret the separation of Church and state.

The state uses tax dollars to pay for crime and sin, Democratically, whether it be in Detroit, on Wall Street, even in that den of iniquity and sin called Congress.

Church ministers are in violation of the civil rights law and subject to imprisonment  if they refer to gays as perverts, or to homosexuality as an abomination.

So, government in the USA advocates and pays for crime, capitalist failures, and sin. To speak out against sin is a civil rights violation.

Oh my God, is this post a civil rights violation? Can I be sent to jail?

Do not put me in jail, please, look, I am advocating legalizing prostitution, including gay prostitution. Isn’t that enough sin to keep me out of jail?

December 3, 2008 at 3:04 pm 12 comments

Barack Obama’s Newest Healthcare Plan


Obama’s ‘dirty little secret the media won’t talk about’ – his radical plan to give illegal aliens Social Security benefits and Medicaid, full healthcare coverage.

By Obama’s own count there are 12 million illegal aliens in the U.S. and he wants them all getting government benefits.

Obama has stated he also wants to give each and everyone of them amnesty and citizenship.

As for them learning English, he has stated he thinks American kids, your kids, should learn Spanish.

There is no doubt this man is the most radical leftist ever nominated by the Democratic party.

We have already exposed Obama’s shocking plan to give illegals driver’s licenses – even though everyone knows the 9/11 plot began with 13 of the 19 terrorists getting driver’s licenses.

As the American people find out about Obama and his plans, they will turn on him.

October 26, 2008 at 2:42 pm 1 comment

Sesquipedalian


A Sesquipedalian is a person who uses polysylabic words. If you are an ACORN supporter, “polysylabic” means “long.” Sesquipedalians are usually intelligent persons with extensive vocabularies and few friends. Barry Obama uses long sentances but is not a sesquipedalian.

October 13, 2008 at 12:43 pm Leave a comment

CNN Sexist Pig Attacks on Sarah Palin


If Barack and Michelle Obama have any ethics whatsoever, if these two self-proclaimed agents and leaders of “Change You Can Believe In” have any authenticity, they must immediately make a public statement condemning CNN and Anderson Cooper’s slimy, off color departure from the ethics of journalism.

Otherwise Barack and Michelle Obama are not only more of the same old, same old, even worse, they are responsible for lowering the level of political discourse.

No major network news anchor ever told off-color jokes about Barack Obama planting a big, lingering open mouth kiss directly on the mouth of Joe Biden’s hot blond wife at the Democratic Convention in Denver, which was certainly potential fodder for off color mockery of CHANGE. All puns intended.

Before Obama, no major news network star anchor ever made off-color misogynist jokes about Hillary Clinton or Bay Buchanan. Yes, bloggers did, but the major news networks at least pretended to maintain some level of class and professionalism.

But Anderson Cooper sunk to new lows, casting a permanent, indelible stain upon himself and the networks that sinks to employ him, CNN.

Every American, regardless of political or Party affiliation has a duty too sustain, if not high, then at least respectable levels of conduct by major news networks. To do this

BOYCOTT CNN

BOYCOTT ANDERSON COOPER

SEE THIS GREAT POST:

http://carol1977.wordpress.com/2008/09/23/cnn-bias-hits-new-low-as-sexist-pigs/

September 24, 2008 at 5:56 am 1 comment

The Problem with Women


One has to wonder about how Obama chooses to interact with women in a PC world.

He brushed off a female reporter bu saying Wait a second Sweetie!”

In case you think that is an aberation:

From columnist Maureen Dowd:

“Hillary has clearly raised Obama’s consciousness about the importance of courting the ladies. Touring a manufacturing plant in Allentown, Pa., Tuesday, he was flirtatious, winking and grinning at the women working there, calling one “Sweetie,” telling another she was “beautiful,” and imitating his daughters’ dance moves by twirling around. Later, at a Scranton town hall, he went up to Denise Mercuri, a pharmacist from Dunmore wearing a Hillary button. “What do I need to do? Do you want me on my knees?” he charmed, before promising: “I’ll give you a kiss.”

I suppose he was trying to be charming, but it sounds immature, condescending and politically naive coming from the mouth of a presidential candidate. His behavior in Pennsylvania went beyond the “habit” of calling women “sweetie.” As a presidential candidate, he needs to come across as,well, presidential. (I know the standards have been lowered in the last 7 years by the current occupant of the White House, but we should demand more from those aspiring to be president.”

September 23, 2008 at 11:26 am Leave a comment

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