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Made In China Wings Fall Off Newest Boeing Jetliner


Boeing today announced that it is delaying the first test flight of its new 787 Dreamliner because of problems attaching the Made In China wings to the fuselage.

The most critical and advanced technology of jets are in the wings.

Because of bribery and intimidation, Boeing agreed to give all their technology to China and let the Commies make the most advanced wings in teh world using our technology.

Now Boeing cannot get the Chinese wings attached to the plastic jet body.

They have been having this problem for more than two years and the Boeing Creamliner keeps getting delayed again and again.

At the saem time the Commies have introduced their own new jetliner so they do not have to buy the mediu range planes form the West.

Cannot we ever learn?

Teach our enemies our secrets and they harm us using what we gave them?

Morons at Boeing.

Morons in the White House?

America is doomed by its own stupity.

June 23, 2009 at 11:31 am 1 comment

Barack Obama Wants to spend a Trillion for Fewer Jobs


I desperately want our first affirmative action president to succeed.

I just wish he had had any job before becoming President so that he might want to do something besides give free houses to all his friends in Acorn.

And what does CHANGE mean since all his appointees are Hillary Clinton’s appointees from her first two terms as President?

Only Dr. Chu from Berkeley, only one of 30 appointees, is not an old corrupt Democratic Machine Crony from the smoke filled rooms or the Chicago machine of Mayor Daley.

And his jobs program on January 8, 2009 called for replacing fewer jobs than were lost last year. On January 9 it was announced that 2,600,000 jobs were lost in 2007 yet Nobama ‘s jobs plan called for creating or replacing 2,500,000 jobs for on trillion dollars.

So his stated goal was to have fewer jobs!

And spend a trillion dollars to get us behind where we were before he became our first affirmative action President.

What an empty suit!

Lots of luck, America.

January 13, 2009 at 3:37 pm 6 comments

Barack Obama Must One Up Hustler’s Larry Flynt Porno Bailout: We Must Give Free Passes to Bordellos as Economic “Stimulus”


Obama must bailout or nationalize bordellos as supply side economics. Free Healthcare Means If you get the 6 hour erection from Viagra, you get a free bordello pass, not a doctor. Change you can believe in.

Hustler publisher Larry Flynt and Girls Gone Wild CEO Joe Francis said Wednesday they will request that Congress allocate $5 billion for a bailout of the adult entertainment industry. Why would we want to bailout mere fantasy images when we can nationalize the fundamental source. We can bailout the supply!

 Our new President wants to spend an amount equal to all the taxes that will be collected in the next hundred years to reward people who cannot comprehend that a mortgage means you are actually supposed to pay for your home, and that your new four bedroom mansion with stainless steel appliances and granite counters is not part of the Section 8 free welfare housing you just moved out of.

Well, we have legalized executive crime. We are already subsidizing other business criminals, such as the auto executives and Wall Street and the ACORN fraudulent mortgages.

We might as well continue the government programs designed by the Democratic Party to destroy marriage and the family by legalizing prostitution.

Low income, and especially no income taxpayers, must be able to check a box on their no tax return saying whether or not they have enough cash for prostitutes, and if they don’t, the government absolutely must send out a voucher good for one free visit to the bordello every week.

Twice a week if you get a doctor’s letter.

Three times a week if the doctor is a specialist.

Maybe we could give them to heterosexual wives. Instead of that “I have a headache” routine, they could just ration out an Obama bordello coupon if hubby is nice about the rejection. This might actually reduce the divorce rate. See, bordellos can improve the quality of life for children who would otherwise suffer from a broken home.

For those of you under age thirty, “broken home” is an “Olde Englishe” term previously used to refer to that horror of horrors, a divorce.

In keeping with Obama’s “spread the wealth around” policy, low income men should qualify for welfare bordello vouchers, maybe as part of Food Stamps.

And we cannot have sexual discrimination. Women must also get bordello vouchers as part of their welfare. Of course, unmarried mothers pose a special dilemma: Obviously they found sex somewhere! But can we pay for them to have more sex and more babies for the working taxpayer to support?

Of course we must! They are people. They have rights, and it is not their fault that they are unwilling to work to pay for their rights. God made them that way. Christians must respect that. Besides, if we donate to feed babies, why shouldn’t the government take money away from us to pay for the act of making babies. It is hateful to use a term such as “screwing around!” to refer to the act of creating future welfare recipients.

And if we don’t pay for this, where will the voters come from to re-elect Obama in 2029 to his fifth term as Messiah?

“Give me your poor, your hungry, and we can show them how to vote twice.” Attributed to Mayor Daley, the expert on voting twice. You know, the man who showed Al Franken how to do a recount using a photocopy machine in a car trunk.

But back to basics:  If we can pay for men to get sex, we must pay for women to get sex.

And in the interest of true equality, we must establish gay bordellos, because once gays can get married, they will probably suffer the same absence of sex that afflicts married straight men. And aas a humantarian, I really want to give them a reason to feel “gay.”

We must  not forget the huge population of unfortunate gay women trapped in marriages to straight men. Psychologists must be able to dispense free Medicaid vouchers to lesbian bordellos for these victims of straight marriages.

Muslims have the right to get bordellos with foot baths and prayer rugs in case the six hour Viagra erection overlaps with prayer times. And the girls would wear facial scarves. Maybe someone could email me about how Burkhas would fit in this government welfare plan?

And if any bordello runs out of cash, we could use tax dollars to bail them out. After all, where could anyone find a man who will not claim he urgently needs more nekkid fems, Ooopps, except in San Francisco?

Then we could give vouchers to doctors, and if someone called in with the erection lasting more than six hours, like the Viagra commercials warn of, then the doctors could prescribe an emergency treatment of six hours in the FEMA run bordello.

Of course, vouchers for the bordello could be part of the Congressional Health Insurance package. This would greatly decrease the scandals in Congress. Such a policy would even have spared the most famous Democrat of all, Hillary Clinton of her husband’s Blue Dress Scandal.

See, sin and crime are entirely determined by perverts demonstrating in the streets and electing “I am not gay” mayors. Oh Oh, is this the ultimate extension of the way Harvard and Nancy Pelosi interpret the separation of Church and state.

The state uses tax dollars to pay for crime and sin, Democratically, whether it be in Detroit, on Wall Street, even in that den of iniquity and sin called Congress.

Church ministers are in violation of the civil rights law and subject to imprisonment if they refer to gays as perverts, or to homosexuality as an abomination.

So, government in the USA advocates and pays for crime, capitalist failures, and sin. To speak out against sin is a civil rights violation.

Oh my God, is this post a civil rights violation? Can I be sent to jail?

Do not put me in jail, please, look; I am advocating legalizing prostitution, including gay prostitution. Isn’t that enough sin to keep me out of jail?

 

January 11, 2009 at 8:04 pm 2 comments

Hillary Clinton’s Campaign Debt and Bill’s Charitable Foundation: Conflict


Hillary Clinton has written off the $13 million she loaned her campaign, and can afford it because she and Bill have earned  more than $109 million in recent years. Sure pays to be an impeached Democrat.

However, Hillary still owes milllions to vendors to her campaign, so she has purchased the mailing list from Bills charitable foundation. She and he have not disclosed how much her campagin paid the foundation for the mailing list, if anything.

The impeached Clinton’s mailing list is reputed to be the second most effective fundraising list in the world, after Obamas. Presumably it includes international criminal Marc Rich whom Clinton and Eric Holder pardoned.

And we think Rod Blagojevich can’t keep his nose clean?

If you are a Democrat, then, well. . .

It just goes on and on.

January 1, 2009 at 6:24 pm 1 comment

Is Chelsea Clinton to Wed Into Convicted Felon Family?


Media Bias!

How did the media miss this? Can there be media bias?

According to Wikipedia, which I am told is not a secretive, tin foil hat wacko right wing nut group, Chelsea is currently dating Marc Mezvinsky.

Marc is the son of former Iowa congressman and convicted felon Edward Mezvinsky and former Pennsylvania congresswoman Marjorie Margolies-Mezvinsky.

Well, I guess if your father is the only US President impeached during our lifetime, associations do not matter.

What if Sarah Palin’s daughter’s fiancee was dating a convicted felon? Would the media go wild?

Oh! The mother of Sarah’s daughter’s fiancee  was arrested and the media did go wild!

So why are the media not going wild about the daughter of the junior New York Senator, soon to be our Secretary of State, dating a family of corrupt politicians that are so corrupt they actually got convicted of a felony and went to jail? 

Media Bias!

Media Bias!

Media Bias!

January 1, 2009 at 4:42 pm 3 comments

American History Hint Its Funny


This story about American History really split me up. Its not just funny. It has poignancy on so many levels. And the blog that posted it is also terrific and has been on my blogroll links forever.

You gotta read this  http://boudicabpi.wordpress.com/2008/12/07/american-history

December 26, 2008 at 5:42 pm 2 comments

Obama Investigation? What Investigation?


After reading the report of Zerobama’s falsely labeled investigation of contacts between the One and His team with Blagojevich, one thing jumped out at me.

Where is the investigation?

All I can find is a couple of lawyers having coffee while chatting with each other.

There is no compilation of all the emails and phone records of The One, Emanuel the Killer, Axelrod the ROD, nor of any other Obama staff.

So nobody has performed any analysis or search to see what and how many communications there were with the Governor, and certainly the report contains not a single transcription of any communication, let alone whether any communications were (1) improper, or (2) illegal.

This investigation has all the intellectual shortcomings of Michelle Obama’s famous Princeton thesis in which she refused to accept the findings of the statistics she collected.

The report has no mention of David Axelrod’s statement in early November that Obama met with Blagojevich immediately after the election. We are supposed to imagine that this simply vanishes in thin air.

If the Sarah Pallin troopergate investigation had been anywhere nearly as empty was this, the media would have gone nutz. Oh wait. The media did go nuts.

The media has a duty to the American people to go nuts over the inadequacy of this investigation.

The FBI says it has been investigating Blagojevich for three years. If a man is a crook, why does it take three years of wiretaps? Actually, it defies belief that any Illinois politician could go three years without incriminating himself. Good thing they never wiretapped the ONE.

Zerobama released the report on 4:30 Tuesday after all the major media talent had left for the airports for the Christmas holidays.

The junior reporters who were left as fillers in the newsrooms fell all over themselves saying giddily, “Look, the investigation shows no wrongdoing!”

What investigation?

Zerobama campaigned on the promise that his administration would be characterized by total transparency.

I guess he kept his promise, because I can see all the way right through this one!

Now, if we cannot figure out how this report works, how can we figure out what this means? Do click on it!

And then figure out how we can keep guard over the activities of the ONE when he has 500,000 person private army of “volunteers?” Ever hear of Hitler’s Brownshirts of paid “volunteers?”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tt2yGzHfy7s&eurl=&feature=player_embedded

December 25, 2008 at 4:34 pm 6 comments

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