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George Soros Wants A Replacement for Barack Obama??


Tell me somebody dropped acid into my green tea!

Soros the Soaring Socialist thiinks Obama does not have sharp enough a knife to disembowel America?

Dear George, hav not you noticed Socialized Medicine or the destruction of the value of the dollar?

Or the world wide inflation sparked by the flood of dollars from the Federal government to let the state and local governments from downsizing like the capitalist minor portion of America?

My local supermarket has already marked up many staples by 20% or more.

My Thanksgiving pumpkin pie was boosted 20% in price compared to last year. But the decreased the size of the pie, so that my pumpkin pie cost me thirty percent, yes 30% more per ounce than it did last year. At first I though Glenn Beck has lost his marbles with his fixation on food inflation, but 30% more per ounce for pumpkin pie!

November 19, 2010 at 4:47 pm 3 comments

Michelle Obama Imitating a Clown


On the Messiah’s recent trip to Indonesia I glimpsed a photo of Michelle (which has already been expunged from the web by politically correct Lame Street Media) with an idiot, clown-like grin on her face as she emerged with her head wrapped in a Muslim headdress.

The reason I say she was imitating a clown is because all the Indonesian women before her were bare headed wearing normal (hah) New York style clothing.

Obama was elected by people who said he would bring international respect back to
America but all he does is act like a clown.

The Koreans laughed him off the dais when he suggested that they drop their stiff import taxes that price American cars out of their market.

But did the Mohamed-would-be retaliate by taxing Korean cars imoported to the US?

Are you crazy? Only an intelligent person would do that, and Obama is the clown President.

Korea continues to dump printers cars
TVs and cell phones almost tax free into Aemrica, but we cannot sell anything to Korea because they have huge import duties.

Thank God we have a clown President and clown first lady to keep America in the clown seat on the international arena.

November 19, 2010 at 4:37 pm Leave a comment

Obama Admits Birth Certificate Is A Problem


at the Annual White House Correspondents’ Association Fundraising Dinner Barack Obama complained that “my popularity is down a bit, but I am happy that it remains high in the land of my birth.”

Obama also joked that  misplacing a birth certificate can cause problems.

When a President as arrogant as Messiah Obama believes that the birthers are such a problem that he must use important events to try to diffuse and diminsih the problem, you know he is concerned.

I worry that he will send the Secret Service to my home to intimidate and harass me the way he has done to prominent birthers.

Obama also joked

May 2, 2010 at 2:27 pm 3 comments

Flying PIGS, Green Jobs and Marijuana Highs


 

The British elections are suddenly about immigration. Great Briton is part of the European Union, so anybody anywhere in the EU has the right to move to Briton and work there. Unemployment in England is high. College graduates cannot find a job, and what jobs there are, are significant portion of the British think should go to the native born British people! Can you imagine such racist prejudice?

Boy oh boy, Obama could really straighten them out! The Messiah should send some of our May Day Immigration protestors to London.

The elite do not get it.

Immigration is about jobs and the deficit.

The PIGS are Portugal, Greece, Ireland and Spain, all of which have out of control spending, exploding deficits, and rapidly falling bond ratings. In other words, the PIGS are living the Obama dream of Change.

 Spain followed the Obama Green Jobs blueprint. The Spanish government ran all kinds of publicity about all the Green Jobs Spain was creating, including the marijuana-smoking fantasy that for every carbon based job they lost, two new Green Jobs blossomed on the plain. You know, like in the Julie Andrews musical “The Rain in Spain falls mainly on the Plain!”

Ooops, turns out the Spanish government was lost in a musical marijuana fantasy. It turns out that the New Green Spain has now crossed 20% unemployment, heading in the wrong direction.

Is this the Green Jobs model that Obama has in mind for the US?

Obama believe there is no need for a Green Card to get Green Jobs in the US. Obama sees enough imaginary new green jobs for everybody in the world if they would just walk in to Phoenix, Arizona and vote the straight Democratic Party line ticket. Never mind that even our corrupted Department of Labor reports 9.6% unemployment, or 19.6% if you include electrical engineers flipping burgers at White Castle.

Spain, of course, was the victim of a train bombing by Al Qaeda just before their Presidential election. The new government got the message and withdrew Spanish troops from Iraq so Al Qaeda would not bomb them again.

That freed up the attention of the Spanish government to focus on Man Made Global Warming and creating a new economy rejecting carbon based business and focusing on Green Jobs, following the model Obama proposes for America with his Cap and Trade carbon taxes and wasteful, economy destroying subsidies for Green Technologies that simply are not economically feasible.

The Spanish version of Green Jobs is 20% unemployment. Oh, is that close to the 19.6% in the US?

Spain, of course, is racing towards more complete Socialism, and the Spanish deficit is in a competition with unemployment to see which can increase more quickly.

Greece, of course, is Spain on steroids but without the Green Jobs. The Greek Army joined the protestors over cuts in government spending.

The Greek government is not trying to balance the budget. No, no, Nannette. Greece is far too Socialist to entertain such an idea. Greece is merely trying to reduce the deficit enough so Germany will loan them more money to be immediately paid out as social justice and redistribution of wealth.

Unfortunately, Greece has run out of wealth to redistribute, so now social justice can only be achieved by borrowing money from Germany.  The German’s have not yet figured out that the loans will never be repaid. Or have they?

Is this a case of one Socialist government wafting its head in a marijuana cloud of disbelief , in total rejection of reality, vaguely hoping that miracles will happen and  Obama will create such a wealth of new Green Jobs in “Yes We Can America” that the US taxpayer will bail them all out?

But the US can only borrow enough from China and Japan to cover the Bush deficit. America has no idea where the money will come from to cover the Obama deficit, which makes the Bush deficit look like a minnow.

May 2, 2010 at 2:20 pm 2 comments

Obama and Congress Must Get Same Health Plan As They Give Us


Barack Obama and Nancy Pelosi want the government alternative health plan to be something that they would never give to themselves.

Barack Obama campaigned that the American Citizens should get health coverage “at least as good as we in the Senate have.”

We must hold him to that promise because, look at this email I just received:

Quote:

Subject: Senior Death Warrant
> >>
> >> Read to end!
> >>
> >> IN GOD WE TRUST!!!!!
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> The actress Natasha Richardson died after falling skiing in Canada . It
> >> took
> >> eight hours to drive her to a hospital. If Canada had our healthcare she
> >> might
> >> be alive today. We now have helicopters that would have gotten her to the
> >> hospital in 30 minutes. Obama wants to have our healthcare likeCanada and
> >> England.
> >> In England anyone over 59 cannot receive heart rep airs or stents or
> >> bypass
> >> because it is not covered as being too expensive and not needed.
> >>
> >> I got this today and am sending it on. If Obama’s plans in other areas
> >> don’t
> >> scare you, this should.
> >>
> >>
> >> Please do not let Obama sign senior death warrants
> >>
> >> Everybody that is on this mailing list is either a senior citizen, is
> >> getting close or knows somebody that is.
> >>
> >> Most of you know by now that the Senate version (at least) of the
> >> “stimulus”
> >> bill includes provisions for extensive rationing of health care for
> >> senior
> >> citizens. The author of this part of the bill, former senator and tax
> >> evader,
> >> Tom Daschle was credited today by Bloomberg with the following statement.
> >>
> >> Bloomberg: Daschle says, “health-care reform will not be pain free.
> >> Seniors
> >> should be more accepting of the conditions that come with age instead of
> >> treating them.”
> >> If this does not sufficiently raise your ire, just remember that Senators
> >> and Congressmen have their own healthcare plan that is first dollar or
> >> very low
> >> co-pay which they are guaranteed the remainder of their lives and are not
> >> subject to this new law if it passes.
> >>
> >> Please use the power of the internet to get this message out. T alk it up
> >> at
> >> the grassroots level. We have an election coming up in one year and nine
> >> months.
> >> We have the ability to address20and reverse the dangerous direction the
> >> Obama
> >> administration and it allies have begun and in the interim, we can make
> >> their
> >> lives miserable. Lets do it!
> >> If you disagree, don’t do anything.

June 27, 2009 at 1:10 pm 8 comments

Made In China Wings Fall Off Newest Boeing Jetliner


Boeing today announced that it is delaying the first test flight of its new 787 Dreamliner because of problems attaching the Made In China wings to the fuselage.

The most critical and advanced technology of jets are in the wings.

Because of bribery and intimidation, Boeing agreed to give all their technology to China and let the Commies make the most advanced wings in teh world using our technology.

Now Boeing cannot get the Chinese wings attached to the plastic jet body.

They have been having this problem for more than two years and the Boeing Creamliner keeps getting delayed again and again.

At the saem time the Commies have introduced their own new jetliner so they do not have to buy the mediu range planes form the West.

Cannot we ever learn?

Teach our enemies our secrets and they harm us using what we gave them?

Morons at Boeing.

Morons in the White House?

America is doomed by its own stupity.

June 23, 2009 at 11:31 am 1 comment

Obama Will Appoint ACORN Fundraiser, ACLU President To Supreme Court


Judge Hamilton is the worst of Obama’s 15 new liberal appeals court appointees. The 7th Circuit Court of Appeals covers Wisconsin, Indiana and Illinois.  Since most cases never reach the Supreme Court, the federal appellate circuits often provide the last word on cases affecting life and liberty.

READ THE FACTS:

The Judicial Confirmation Network quickly opposed Hamilton’s nomination, stating that “President Obama’s first nominee to the federal appeals courts — specifically the appeals court based in Chicago — is an ultra-liberal named David Hamilton who is a former fundraiser for ACORN and former leader of the Indiana chapter of the ACLU. He was nominated to the district court bench by President Clinton even though he had no judicial experience and was rated as ‘not qualified’ by the American Bar Association.”

Hamilton ruled in 2005 to ban the practice of opening the chamber’s business with prayers mentioning Jesus Christ or using terms such as “Savior.” He said that amounted to state endorsement of a religion. (But he ruled prayers to “Allah” were perfectly lawful.)

ANTI-JESUS, BUT PRO-ALLAH?

Judge Hamilton wrote: “The injunction orders the Speaker…that the prayers should not use Christ’s name or title or any other denominational appeal…If those offering prayers in the Indiana House of Representatives choose to use the Arabic ‘Allah’…the court sees little risk that the choice of language would advance a particular religion or disparage others.”

In other words, Judge Hamilton ruled the words “Jesus” or “Christ” or “Savior” are illegal words, prohibited for public speech, banned by the First Amendment, which somehow prohibits freedom of religious expression, and makes Christian prayers ILLEGAL in a public forum. (What crazy version of the First Amendment is he reading?)

May 2, 2009 at 9:56 am 2 comments

Stocks Crash Fearing Obama Won’t Sign the Stimulus Package


Stocks opened down about three percent worried about why obama has not yet signed his stimulus package.

Everybody is asking what flaws obama found in the package?

He kept saying we had to pass it immediately because the economy was so bad that we would die and go to hell if we took a day to read it.

But Congress passed it Friday, without reading it, and it is now four days later and Obama still hasn’t signed it as the markets opened. What is wrong?

Surely Obama was not lying about the urgency?

February 17, 2009 at 10:36 am 3 comments

Brainless Barry Obama Struggles to Learn the Constitution


The destruction of America begins with Obama’s first steps to destroy the Constitution and institute dictatorship. I cannot believe that the New York Times and the Wall Street Journal are not all over this.

This would be hilarious if it were not tragic. Our new President proudly boasted that he taught Constitutional Law at one of our best schools, the University of Chicago. His poor, unfortunate students!

First, he did not know the short, one sentence Oath required by the Constitution, and treated the entire world to the affirmative action version of Abbott and Costello’s “Who’s On First” classic comedy routine at his inauguration. The Supreme Court even required him to re-do his Constitutional duty the next day so we could be sure he is President.

But his ignorance of the Constitution does not stop there.

This flub is really big. It is not a flub. It is the first step at installing absolute dictatorship and destroying the Constitution.

Brainless Barry actually ordered a  halt to the trials of Guantanamo terrorists. Obama thinks the judicial branch works for him.

Even better, as Harvard Law School graduate who got rich on legal fees, perhaps Barry could have learned that one does not just halt trials in progress. What a knowledgeable lawyer, our President. Perhaps we should write to the Harvard Law  School and ask that they teach their students about “double jeopardy” or did Barry just want to set the terrorists free?

A judge actually refused to stop a trial because it was none of Barry’s business. We wait with baited breath to see what moveon.org and the Souther Law Center will do to destroy this judge for following the Constitution.

Barry, when you were teaching the Constitution, how on earth did you miss the part about three separate branches of government?

Listen, dear affirmative action president:

There are three branches of government: Judicial, Legislative and Executive. You are only dictator of the Executive Branch. The courts do not work for you. Perhaps you could read a textbook on the Constitutional Law you pretended to teach.

Too late we learn that “Change You Can Believe In” means throwing out the Constitution. Barry thinks there is only one branch of government, and it is Barry and Kumar’s the White Castle.

God Save America from Tyrants

In case you missed my favorite article about Obama first boss, a man who despises the Constitution, for whom Barry worked for seven years (but the media refused to write about this job, that was Barry’s only executive experience,) and who shaped Obama’s philosophy read this https://ngoldfarb.wordpress.com/2008/10/22/barack-obamas-boss-and-mentor-william-ayres-group-killed-more-people-than-the-kkk-klu-lux-klan/

January 30, 2009 at 11:09 am 12 comments

Barack Obama Must One Up Hustler’s Larry Flynt Porno Bailout: We Must Give Free Passes to Bordellos as Economic “Stimulus”


Obama must bailout or nationalize bordellos as supply side economics. Free Healthcare Means If you get the 6 hour erection from Viagra, you get a free bordello pass, not a doctor. Change you can believe in.

Hustler publisher Larry Flynt and Girls Gone Wild CEO Joe Francis said Wednesday they will request that Congress allocate $5 billion for a bailout of the adult entertainment industry. Why would we want to bailout mere fantasy images when we can nationalize the fundamental source. We can bailout the supply!

 Our new President wants to spend an amount equal to all the taxes that will be collected in the next hundred years to reward people who cannot comprehend that a mortgage means you are actually supposed to pay for your home, and that your new four bedroom mansion with stainless steel appliances and granite counters is not part of the Section 8 free welfare housing you just moved out of.

Well, we have legalized executive crime. We are already subsidizing other business criminals, such as the auto executives and Wall Street and the ACORN fraudulent mortgages.

We might as well continue the government programs designed by the Democratic Party to destroy marriage and the family by legalizing prostitution.

Low income, and especially no income taxpayers, must be able to check a box on their no tax return saying whether or not they have enough cash for prostitutes, and if they don’t, the government absolutely must send out a voucher good for one free visit to the bordello every week.

Twice a week if you get a doctor’s letter.

Three times a week if the doctor is a specialist.

Maybe we could give them to heterosexual wives. Instead of that “I have a headache” routine, they could just ration out an Obama bordello coupon if hubby is nice about the rejection. This might actually reduce the divorce rate. See, bordellos can improve the quality of life for children who would otherwise suffer from a broken home.

For those of you under age thirty, “broken home” is an “Olde Englishe” term previously used to refer to that horror of horrors, a divorce.

In keeping with Obama’s “spread the wealth around” policy, low income men should qualify for welfare bordello vouchers, maybe as part of Food Stamps.

And we cannot have sexual discrimination. Women must also get bordello vouchers as part of their welfare. Of course, unmarried mothers pose a special dilemma: Obviously they found sex somewhere! But can we pay for them to have more sex and more babies for the working taxpayer to support?

Of course we must! They are people. They have rights, and it is not their fault that they are unwilling to work to pay for their rights. God made them that way. Christians must respect that. Besides, if we donate to feed babies, why shouldn’t the government take money away from us to pay for the act of making babies. It is hateful to use a term such as “screwing around!” to refer to the act of creating future welfare recipients.

And if we don’t pay for this, where will the voters come from to re-elect Obama in 2029 to his fifth term as Messiah?

“Give me your poor, your hungry, and we can show them how to vote twice.” Attributed to Mayor Daley, the expert on voting twice. You know, the man who showed Al Franken how to do a recount using a photocopy machine in a car trunk.

But back to basics:  If we can pay for men to get sex, we must pay for women to get sex.

And in the interest of true equality, we must establish gay bordellos, because once gays can get married, they will probably suffer the same absence of sex that afflicts married straight men. And aas a humantarian, I really want to give them a reason to feel “gay.”

We must  not forget the huge population of unfortunate gay women trapped in marriages to straight men. Psychologists must be able to dispense free Medicaid vouchers to lesbian bordellos for these victims of straight marriages.

Muslims have the right to get bordellos with foot baths and prayer rugs in case the six hour Viagra erection overlaps with prayer times. And the girls would wear facial scarves. Maybe someone could email me about how Burkhas would fit in this government welfare plan?

And if any bordello runs out of cash, we could use tax dollars to bail them out. After all, where could anyone find a man who will not claim he urgently needs more nekkid fems, Ooopps, except in San Francisco?

Then we could give vouchers to doctors, and if someone called in with the erection lasting more than six hours, like the Viagra commercials warn of, then the doctors could prescribe an emergency treatment of six hours in the FEMA run bordello.

Of course, vouchers for the bordello could be part of the Congressional Health Insurance package. This would greatly decrease the scandals in Congress. Such a policy would even have spared the most famous Democrat of all, Hillary Clinton of her husband’s Blue Dress Scandal.

See, sin and crime are entirely determined by perverts demonstrating in the streets and electing “I am not gay” mayors. Oh Oh, is this the ultimate extension of the way Harvard and Nancy Pelosi interpret the separation of Church and state.

The state uses tax dollars to pay for crime and sin, Democratically, whether it be in Detroit, on Wall Street, even in that den of iniquity and sin called Congress.

Church ministers are in violation of the civil rights law and subject to imprisonment if they refer to gays as perverts, or to homosexuality as an abomination.

So, government in the USA advocates and pays for crime, capitalist failures, and sin. To speak out against sin is a civil rights violation.

Oh my God, is this post a civil rights violation? Can I be sent to jail?

Do not put me in jail, please, look; I am advocating legalizing prostitution, including gay prostitution. Isn’t that enough sin to keep me out of jail?

 

January 11, 2009 at 8:04 pm 2 comments

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