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Merry Christmas! I Am Off To Eat My Holiday Fruitcake


All the previous discussions of fruits, fruitflies and fruitiness has made me tired and hungry.

I am off to visit Rick Warren for Christmas fruitcake recipes.

My favorite  fruitcake has a lot of rum.

In fact, there is nothing like rummies and parties. Lets party CLICK THIS LINK

December 25, 2008 at 6:11 pm 1 comment

Legalize Gay Marriage? Legalize Prostitution, Then Bailout Viagra With Free Vouchers to Bordellos


Well, we have legalized executive crime, and are using an amount equal to all the taxes that will be collected in the next 20 years to reward other business criminals, such as the auto executives and Wall Street and the ACORN fraudulent mortgages.

Now the citizens of that Socialist, bankrupt State of California are rioting to overturn the will of the people expressed by a clear super-majority vote in a clean and fair election. Specifically the homosexual population are proving that the false and misleading title they have chosen for themslves of “GAY” is untrue, and they are not behaving like cheerful and gay citizens, but like grumpy sore losers and want to find a “GAY” judge who is willing to overturn the will of the people and write bad law from the bench.

Might as well continue the government programs designed by the Democratic Party to destroy marriage and the family by legalizing prostitution.

That is another program being pushed by Gavin, the “I am not queer, I just look and talk that way and support all gay causes by accident” Mayor of San Francisco.

In fact, since we are bailing out everything and giving money to everybody, maybe after we legalize prostitiution, we can have people check a box on their income tax return saying whether or not they have enough cash for prostitutes, and if they don’t, the government could send out a voucher good for one free visit to the bordello every week.

In keeping with Obama’s “spread the wealth around” policy, low income men could qualify for welfare bordello vouchers, maybe as part of Food Stamps.

And we cannot have sexual discrimination. Women must also get bordello vouchers as part of their welfare. Of course, unmarried mothers pose a special dilemma: Obviously they found sex somewhere! But can we pay for them to have more sex and more babies for the working taxpayer to support. Of course we must! They have rights. If we can pay for men to get sex, we must pay for women to get sex.

And we must extablish gay bordellos, because once gays can get married, they will probably suffer the same absence of sex that afflicts married straight men.

Do not forget the huge population of unfortunate gay women trapped in marriages to straight men. Psychologists must be able to dispense free medicaid vouchers to lesbian bordellos for these victims of straight marriages.

Muslims would get bordellos with foot baths and prayer rugs in case the six hour Viagra erection overlaps with prayer times. And the girls would wear facial scarves. Maybe someone could email me about how Burkhas would fit in this government welfare plan?

And if any bordello runs out of cash, we could use tax dollars to bail them out. After all, where could anyone find a man who will not claim he urgently needs more nekkid fems, ooops, except in San Fransisco?

Then we could give vouchers to doctors, and if someone called in with the erection lasting more than six hours, like the Viagra commercials warn of, then the doctors could prescribe an emergency treatment of six hours in the FEMA run bordello.

Of course, vouchers for the bordello could be part of the Congressional Health Insurance package. This would greatly decrease the scandals in Congress. Such a policy would even have spared the most famous Democrat of all, Hillary Clinton of her husband’s Blue Dress Scandal.

See, sin and crime are entirely determined by perverts demonstrating in the streets and electing “I am not gay” mayors. Oh Oh, is this the ultimate extension of the way Harvard and Nancy Pelosi interpret the separation of Church and state.

The state uses tax dollars to pay for crime and sin, Democratically, whether it be in Detroit, on Wall Street, even in that den of iniquity and sin called Congress.

Church ministers are in violation of the civil rights law and subject to imprisonment  if they refer to gays as perverts, or to homosexuality as an abomination.

So, government in the USA advocates and pays for crime, capitalist failures, and sin. To speak out against sin is a civil rights violation.

Oh my God, is this post a civil rights violation? Can I be sent to jail?

Do not put me in jail, please, look, I am advocating legalizing prostitution, including gay prostitution. Isn’t that enough sin to keep me out of jail?

December 3, 2008 at 3:04 pm 12 comments

Results of Early Israeli Votes for Obama


Surprise! Israel landslide 76% for John McCain!

Last nights poll of American citizens voting by absentee ballots in Israel votes 76% McCain, only 24% Obama

October 31, 2008 at 10:53 am 3 comments

Sesquipedalian


A Sesquipedalian is a person who uses polysylabic words. If you are an ACORN supporter, “polysylabic” means “long.” Sesquipedalians are usually intelligent persons with extensive vocabularies and few friends. Barry Obama uses long sentances but is not a sesquipedalian.

October 13, 2008 at 12:43 pm Leave a comment

Obama’s Record Breaking $64 Billion Earmark for ACORN Extremist Radicals Who Got Him Elected


Obama has just showed us how he will run the country if he gets elected President. He has the arrogance to try this even before he gets elected!

In the debate, Barack Obama said he stopped earmarks. Liar. The truth is Obama is still doing earmarks, in fact Obama is attempting the largest earmark in history.

Let me repeat that: Obama is attempting the largest earmark in history!

Barack Obama, this should disqualify you from running for President, and this should get you impeached from the Senate.

Barack Obama is taking thousands in tax money from every person in America to kickback to the group that helped him win every election. Obama has been inter-twined with ACORN, and the dozens of shell non-profits they create as fundraisers, from Obama’s first year in a church basement right up to today. ACORN is being sued all over America for committing widespread voter fraud, among other allegations. Naturally, of course, who would ever allege fraud in their work getting Obama elected?

The Dems are trying to give $64,000,000,000 to Obama’s most radical left wing extremist group because it was key to Obama getting elected in every election he ever did. Barack Obama, this should disqualify you from running for President, and this should get you kicked out of the Senate.

The left wing media are covering up the comment by Sen. Lindsey Graham on Greta van Sustern last night. The Senator mentioned that the republican’s did not want to pass a mortgage bailout bill with money going to the group called ACORN. Sixty-four billion dollars (that is not a misprint, Obama’s earmark is the largest in history at $64,000,000,000, or 300 times larger than the “Bridge to Nowhere”) was attached to the mortgage bail out bill, giving the money to Acorn to disburse to ailing mortgage holders within communities suffering from the sub-prime mortgage melt down. Doesn’t that definition cover everywhere? There is no provision for any oversight, except that no actions can be subject to administrative or court review; ie Barack’s radical extremists can do absolutely anything with the money and not go to jail.

Every Democratic Precinct Captain in Chicago will get his mortgage paid off. Don’t have a mortgage? Don’t worry, Chicago Mayor Daley’s brother William is a Senior Vice President of JP Morgan Chase, the $2 trillion bank that just got Bear Stearns and WAMU basically for free. Any Democrat insider might get a mortgage from the Mayor’s brother for a mansion so big they can’t pay it, maybe even as big as the Chicago mansion that Mayor Daley’s bag man Rezko picked out and helped pay for for Obama, which qualifies them for getting it paid off by Barack Obama’s ACORN. Is this a great country or what!

 I hope that the republican’s can do something to stop this absolutely monstrous rape of the taxpayers from happening.

ACORN is the dirty secret in Obama’s past. Both in his early days as a so called “community organizer” and even after Harvard law, Obama has been intertwined on a daily basis with ACORN. ACORN is the left wing, extremist radical group that sponsored Barack Obama in every one of his elections, and without whom he never could have won any election. Obama owes everything to this pinko extremist radical group.

AND IS HE EVER PAYING THEM BACK WITH YOUR TAX DOLLARS!!!. 

Obama worked as a trainer for Acorn teaching its radical activists how to “organize” demonstrations and recruiting.

As a member of the board of directors of several Chicago charities, Obama directed grants of millions of dollars to ACORN supposedly for voter registration and “nonpartisan” get out the vote activities. Obama nonpartisan? Hah hah hah! Think of how many pro-Obama voters they could falsley register with $64 billion of our tax dollars. Think of the improvements to our education system we could get for $64 billion. But Obama wants it to go to his pet “Voter Registration” NONPROFIT?

Obama says he has stopped getting earmarks, after Obama got $923,000,000 on earmarks! Then he follows his lie up with a $64,000,000,000 earmark.

Acorn has a history of violent demonstrations and racism.

Barack Obama, this should disqualify you from running for President, and this should get you kicked out of the Senate.

 There is no need for the bailout. The biggest failures have already been rescued using our money. The $700 billion, whoops $764 billion, is only for corruption, to enrich Wall  Street Hedge funds and corrupt elected officials.  In fact there will be so much corruption that the correct title for the bill is “The Congressional and Senate Retirement Plan.”

Go to these sites and tell your elected officials that you “OPPOSE THE BAILOUT

to find your congresspersons, enter your zipcode in the left hand box of this link:

http://congressorg.capwiz.com/congressorg/directory/congdir.tt

 Every elected official who supports $64 billion criminal Obama/ACORN extremist earmark and the Bush/Chris Dodd/Barack Obama/Democrats bailout plans should be impeached, AND I mean it.

If you want to impeach Barack Obama from the Senate along with everyone who supports the mortgage bailout, send a blank email to impeach2008@gmail.com

 

September 27, 2008 at 8:35 am 5 comments

CNN Sexist Pig Attacks on Sarah Palin


If Barack and Michelle Obama have any ethics whatsoever, if these two self-proclaimed agents and leaders of “Change You Can Believe In” have any authenticity, they must immediately make a public statement condemning CNN and Anderson Cooper’s slimy, off color departure from the ethics of journalism.

Otherwise Barack and Michelle Obama are not only more of the same old, same old, even worse, they are responsible for lowering the level of political discourse.

No major network news anchor ever told off-color jokes about Barack Obama planting a big, lingering open mouth kiss directly on the mouth of Joe Biden’s hot blond wife at the Democratic Convention in Denver, which was certainly potential fodder for off color mockery of CHANGE. All puns intended.

Before Obama, no major news network star anchor ever made off-color misogynist jokes about Hillary Clinton or Bay Buchanan. Yes, bloggers did, but the major news networks at least pretended to maintain some level of class and professionalism.

But Anderson Cooper sunk to new lows, casting a permanent, indelible stain upon himself and the networks that sinks to employ him, CNN.

Every American, regardless of political or Party affiliation has a duty too sustain, if not high, then at least respectable levels of conduct by major news networks. To do this

BOYCOTT CNN

BOYCOTT ANDERSON COOPER

SEE THIS GREAT POST:

http://carol1977.wordpress.com/2008/09/23/cnn-bias-hits-new-low-as-sexist-pigs/

September 24, 2008 at 5:56 am 1 comment

Obama’s Winning Strategy


How Barack Obama Plans to Beat Sarah Palin
 Is This some LGBT First Dude?

September 23, 2008 at 3:38 pm Leave a comment

The Problem with Women


One has to wonder about how Obama chooses to interact with women in a PC world.

He brushed off a female reporter bu saying Wait a second Sweetie!”

In case you think that is an aberation:

From columnist Maureen Dowd:

“Hillary has clearly raised Obama’s consciousness about the importance of courting the ladies. Touring a manufacturing plant in Allentown, Pa., Tuesday, he was flirtatious, winking and grinning at the women working there, calling one “Sweetie,” telling another she was “beautiful,” and imitating his daughters’ dance moves by twirling around. Later, at a Scranton town hall, he went up to Denise Mercuri, a pharmacist from Dunmore wearing a Hillary button. “What do I need to do? Do you want me on my knees?” he charmed, before promising: “I’ll give you a kiss.”

I suppose he was trying to be charming, but it sounds immature, condescending and politically naive coming from the mouth of a presidential candidate. His behavior in Pennsylvania went beyond the “habit” of calling women “sweetie.” As a presidential candidate, he needs to come across as,well, presidential. (I know the standards have been lowered in the last 7 years by the current occupant of the White House, but we should demand more from those aspiring to be president.”

September 23, 2008 at 11:26 am Leave a comment

Whats the Difference Between Barack Obama and George Bush


One became president. . . .

September 23, 2008 at 5:41 am Leave a comment

Another hilarious video


nasty, but to the point

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YL9ZMzY2CcM&NR=1

September 22, 2008 at 1:50 pm Leave a comment

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