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Obama and Congress Must Get Same Health Plan As They Give Us


Barack Obama and Nancy Pelosi want the government alternative health plan to be something that they would never give to themselves.

Barack Obama campaigned that the American Citizens should get health coverage “at least as good as we in the Senate have.”

We must hold him to that promise because, look at this email I just received:

Quote:

Subject: Senior Death Warrant
> >>
> >> Read to end!
> >>
> >> IN GOD WE TRUST!!!!!
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> The actress Natasha Richardson died after falling skiing in Canada . It
> >> took
> >> eight hours to drive her to a hospital. If Canada had our healthcare she
> >> might
> >> be alive today. We now have helicopters that would have gotten her to the
> >> hospital in 30 minutes. Obama wants to have our healthcare likeCanada and
> >> England.
> >> In England anyone over 59 cannot receive heart rep airs or stents or
> >> bypass
> >> because it is not covered as being too expensive and not needed.
> >>
> >> I got this today and am sending it on. If Obama’s plans in other areas
> >> don’t
> >> scare you, this should.
> >>
> >>
> >> Please do not let Obama sign senior death warrants
> >>
> >> Everybody that is on this mailing list is either a senior citizen, is
> >> getting close or knows somebody that is.
> >>
> >> Most of you know by now that the Senate version (at least) of the
> >> “stimulus”
> >> bill includes provisions for extensive rationing of health care for
> >> senior
> >> citizens. The author of this part of the bill, former senator and tax
> >> evader,
> >> Tom Daschle was credited today by Bloomberg with the following statement.
> >>
> >> Bloomberg: Daschle says, “health-care reform will not be pain free.
> >> Seniors
> >> should be more accepting of the conditions that come with age instead of
> >> treating them.”
> >> If this does not sufficiently raise your ire, just remember that Senators
> >> and Congressmen have their own healthcare plan that is first dollar or
> >> very low
> >> co-pay which they are guaranteed the remainder of their lives and are not
> >> subject to this new law if it passes.
> >>
> >> Please use the power of the internet to get this message out. T alk it up
> >> at
> >> the grassroots level. We have an election coming up in one year and nine
> >> months.
> >> We have the ability to address20and reverse the dangerous direction the
> >> Obama
> >> administration and it allies have begun and in the interim, we can make
> >> their
> >> lives miserable. Lets do it!
> >> If you disagree, don’t do anything.

June 27, 2009 at 1:10 pm 8 comments

Octomom Nadya Suleman to Reveal name of Octofather


We know she will tell his name because today Octomom Nadya Suleman said she will never reveal the name of Octodad sperm donor and said she is “sorry for this mess.” We know she is not the least bit sorry. The bee-yatch is in ecstasy over the plight of these poor children because she is making money and is famous. Watch some pervert show up and marry her, or at least leech off her like that creep leeched off Anna Nicole Smith, that pitiful but scheming drug addict “actress” in the Bahamas.

She also said son Elijah most resembles Octofather.

Octomom is a conniving, scheming opportunist who clearly wants to exploit “this mess” for every ounce of publicity possible, and to milk every penny.

Our surest guide to her future behavior is the same as our surest guide to Barack Obama’s future behavior:

Both of these blights on humanity will do the exact opposite of what they say to us right now.

Obama promises to cut the budget deficit in half BY THE END OF HIS TERM but reality is he is running a deficit five times larger than Bush.

Octomom says she will never reveal the name of Octodad, which means that she will name him as soon as she can get the highest price for selling him out.

Notice any similarity her? Two “O”s. Octomom and Obama.

They both really stand for “OMG.”

What a pair to set the tone for the destruction of America. One destroys the moral fiber, the other destroys jobs and the economy.

A match made in heaven hell.

One sucks the welfare system to support her family.

The other was a food stamp baby just like Suleman’s litter, and expands welfare payouts to everyone who is a mortgage deadbeat, or is too lazy to save up a down payment for a home.

I do not know if I am angrier at having to pay $10 million to support Octomom’s kids over their lifetimes of Medicaid, Food Stamps, and SSI for their lifetime inability to work.

Or if I am more angry at having to give $8,000 to millions of deadbeats who should not be owning homes.

Nobody is looking out for you and me.

Nobody will listen to you and me.

Change you can believe in.

Where is all this money going to come from?

And I still do not see anything that will create permanent free market jobs in America except for a few thousand windmill makers. That’s change – we are now going to be equal to fifteenth century Holland.

Thanks to Obama and Octomom for the  NEW AMERICA

You can keep it, just please start paying more than 0.23 percent interest on my savings, you thief.

March 24, 2009 at 11:25 am 2 comments

Barack Obama Wants to spend a Trillion for Fewer Jobs


I desperately want our first affirmative action president to succeed.

I just wish he had had any job before becoming President so that he might want to do something besides give free houses to all his friends in Acorn.

And what does CHANGE mean since all his appointees are Hillary Clinton’s appointees from her first two terms as President?

Only Dr. Chu from Berkeley, only one of 30 appointees, is not an old corrupt Democratic Machine Crony from the smoke filled rooms or the Chicago machine of Mayor Daley.

And his jobs program on January 8, 2009 called for replacing fewer jobs than were lost last year. On January 9 it was announced that 2,600,000 jobs were lost in 2007 yet Nobama ‘s jobs plan called for creating or replacing 2,500,000 jobs for on trillion dollars.

So his stated goal was to have fewer jobs!

And spend a trillion dollars to get us behind where we were before he became our first affirmative action President.

What an empty suit!

Lots of luck, America.

January 13, 2009 at 3:37 pm 6 comments

Barack Obama Must One Up Hustler’s Larry Flynt Porno Bailout: We Must Give Free Passes to Bordellos as Economic “Stimulus”


Obama must bailout or nationalize bordellos as supply side economics. Free Healthcare Means If you get the 6 hour erection from Viagra, you get a free bordello pass, not a doctor. Change you can believe in.

Hustler publisher Larry Flynt and Girls Gone Wild CEO Joe Francis said Wednesday they will request that Congress allocate $5 billion for a bailout of the adult entertainment industry. Why would we want to bailout mere fantasy images when we can nationalize the fundamental source. We can bailout the supply!

 Our new President wants to spend an amount equal to all the taxes that will be collected in the next hundred years to reward people who cannot comprehend that a mortgage means you are actually supposed to pay for your home, and that your new four bedroom mansion with stainless steel appliances and granite counters is not part of the Section 8 free welfare housing you just moved out of.

Well, we have legalized executive crime. We are already subsidizing other business criminals, such as the auto executives and Wall Street and the ACORN fraudulent mortgages.

We might as well continue the government programs designed by the Democratic Party to destroy marriage and the family by legalizing prostitution.

Low income, and especially no income taxpayers, must be able to check a box on their no tax return saying whether or not they have enough cash for prostitutes, and if they don’t, the government absolutely must send out a voucher good for one free visit to the bordello every week.

Twice a week if you get a doctor’s letter.

Three times a week if the doctor is a specialist.

Maybe we could give them to heterosexual wives. Instead of that “I have a headache” routine, they could just ration out an Obama bordello coupon if hubby is nice about the rejection. This might actually reduce the divorce rate. See, bordellos can improve the quality of life for children who would otherwise suffer from a broken home.

For those of you under age thirty, “broken home” is an “Olde Englishe” term previously used to refer to that horror of horrors, a divorce.

In keeping with Obama’s “spread the wealth around” policy, low income men should qualify for welfare bordello vouchers, maybe as part of Food Stamps.

And we cannot have sexual discrimination. Women must also get bordello vouchers as part of their welfare. Of course, unmarried mothers pose a special dilemma: Obviously they found sex somewhere! But can we pay for them to have more sex and more babies for the working taxpayer to support?

Of course we must! They are people. They have rights, and it is not their fault that they are unwilling to work to pay for their rights. God made them that way. Christians must respect that. Besides, if we donate to feed babies, why shouldn’t the government take money away from us to pay for the act of making babies. It is hateful to use a term such as “screwing around!” to refer to the act of creating future welfare recipients.

And if we don’t pay for this, where will the voters come from to re-elect Obama in 2029 to his fifth term as Messiah?

“Give me your poor, your hungry, and we can show them how to vote twice.” Attributed to Mayor Daley, the expert on voting twice. You know, the man who showed Al Franken how to do a recount using a photocopy machine in a car trunk.

But back to basics:  If we can pay for men to get sex, we must pay for women to get sex.

And in the interest of true equality, we must establish gay bordellos, because once gays can get married, they will probably suffer the same absence of sex that afflicts married straight men. And aas a humantarian, I really want to give them a reason to feel “gay.”

We must  not forget the huge population of unfortunate gay women trapped in marriages to straight men. Psychologists must be able to dispense free Medicaid vouchers to lesbian bordellos for these victims of straight marriages.

Muslims have the right to get bordellos with foot baths and prayer rugs in case the six hour Viagra erection overlaps with prayer times. And the girls would wear facial scarves. Maybe someone could email me about how Burkhas would fit in this government welfare plan?

And if any bordello runs out of cash, we could use tax dollars to bail them out. After all, where could anyone find a man who will not claim he urgently needs more nekkid fems, Ooopps, except in San Francisco?

Then we could give vouchers to doctors, and if someone called in with the erection lasting more than six hours, like the Viagra commercials warn of, then the doctors could prescribe an emergency treatment of six hours in the FEMA run bordello.

Of course, vouchers for the bordello could be part of the Congressional Health Insurance package. This would greatly decrease the scandals in Congress. Such a policy would even have spared the most famous Democrat of all, Hillary Clinton of her husband’s Blue Dress Scandal.

See, sin and crime are entirely determined by perverts demonstrating in the streets and electing “I am not gay” mayors. Oh Oh, is this the ultimate extension of the way Harvard and Nancy Pelosi interpret the separation of Church and state.

The state uses tax dollars to pay for crime and sin, Democratically, whether it be in Detroit, on Wall Street, even in that den of iniquity and sin called Congress.

Church ministers are in violation of the civil rights law and subject to imprisonment if they refer to gays as perverts, or to homosexuality as an abomination.

So, government in the USA advocates and pays for crime, capitalist failures, and sin. To speak out against sin is a civil rights violation.

Oh my God, is this post a civil rights violation? Can I be sent to jail?

Do not put me in jail, please, look; I am advocating legalizing prostitution, including gay prostitution. Isn’t that enough sin to keep me out of jail?

 

January 11, 2009 at 8:04 pm 2 comments

Cow Fart Tax! Change You Can Believe In!


Maybe Barack Obama should follow the cows around lighting matches. You cannot make this stuff up. This will cause inflation. Maybe we could use it to inflate dirigibles.

I know! Send out platoons of gay cowboys to plug their butts!

Democrats are going to tax cow farts because they contain methane and add to greenhouse gases.

You just gotta read this at this great blog:

http:/msplaceddemocrat.com/a-cattle-farting-tax/

January 2, 2009 at 2:28 pm 8 comments

Hillary Clinton’s Campaign Debt and Bill’s Charitable Foundation: Conflict


Hillary Clinton has written off the $13 million she loaned her campaign, and can afford it because she and Bill have earned  more than $109 million in recent years. Sure pays to be an impeached Democrat.

However, Hillary still owes milllions to vendors to her campaign, so she has purchased the mailing list from Bills charitable foundation. She and he have not disclosed how much her campagin paid the foundation for the mailing list, if anything.

The impeached Clinton’s mailing list is reputed to be the second most effective fundraising list in the world, after Obamas. Presumably it includes international criminal Marc Rich whom Clinton and Eric Holder pardoned.

And we think Rod Blagojevich can’t keep his nose clean?

If you are a Democrat, then, well. . .

It just goes on and on.

January 1, 2009 at 6:24 pm 1 comment

Is Chelsea Clinton to Wed Into Convicted Felon Family?


Media Bias!

How did the media miss this? Can there be media bias?

According to Wikipedia, which I am told is not a secretive, tin foil hat wacko right wing nut group, Chelsea is currently dating Marc Mezvinsky.

Marc is the son of former Iowa congressman and convicted felon Edward Mezvinsky and former Pennsylvania congresswoman Marjorie Margolies-Mezvinsky.

Well, I guess if your father is the only US President impeached during our lifetime, associations do not matter.

What if Sarah Palin’s daughter’s fiancee was dating a convicted felon? Would the media go wild?

Oh! The mother of Sarah’s daughter’s fiancee  was arrested and the media did go wild!

So why are the media not going wild about the daughter of the junior New York Senator, soon to be our Secretary of State, dating a family of corrupt politicians that are so corrupt they actually got convicted of a felony and went to jail? 

Media Bias!

Media Bias!

Media Bias!

January 1, 2009 at 4:42 pm 3 comments

Celebration! Already Just Passed 12,000 Views


Thanks to the most intelligent viewers I could hope for. The two most viewed posts are the one on Obama’s Executive Experience and his achievements during his first seven years as a paid President halfway down the post at  

THIS OBAMA LINK

and my proposed new Treasury Dept. Hundred Billion Dollar Bailout for those truly in need at

THIS BAILOUT LINK

Look for two new posts even better than these on

“The Most Wonderful Time of the Year” which is not what you think,

 and

“Newly Discovered, Scientificly Proven, Medical Cause of Homosexuality – Part One” 

and naturally, ditto Part Two

Thanks again,

I love everybody!

MERRY CHRISTMAS

and

MAY GOD BLESS YOU ONE AND ALL

because the Democrats won’t

December 28, 2008 at 11:21 am Leave a comment

American History Hint Its Funny


This story about American History really split me up. Its not just funny. It has poignancy on so many levels. And the blog that posted it is also terrific and has been on my blogroll links forever.

You gotta read this  http://boudicabpi.wordpress.com/2008/12/07/american-history

December 26, 2008 at 5:42 pm 2 comments

Merry Christmas! I Am Off To Eat My Holiday Fruitcake


All the previous discussions of fruits, fruitflies and fruitiness has made me tired and hungry.

I am off to visit Rick Warren for Christmas fruitcake recipes.

My favorite  fruitcake has a lot of rum.

In fact, there is nothing like rummies and parties. Lets party CLICK THIS LINK

December 25, 2008 at 6:11 pm 1 comment

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