Michelle Obama Imitating a Clown

On the Messiah’s recent trip to Indonesia I glimpsed a photo of Michelle (which has already been expunged from the web by politically correct Lame Street Media) with an idiot, clown-like grin on her face as she emerged with her head wrapped in a Muslim headdress.

The reason I say she was imitating a clown is because all the Indonesian women before her were bare headed wearing normal (hah) New York style clothing.

Obama was elected by people who said he would bring international respect back to
America but all he does is act like a clown.

The Koreans laughed him off the dais when he suggested that they drop their stiff import taxes that price American cars out of their market.

But did the Mohamed-would-be retaliate by taxing Korean cars imoported to the US?

Are you crazy? Only an intelligent person would do that, and Obama is the clown President.

Korea continues to dump printers cars
TVs and cell phones almost tax free into Aemrica, but we cannot sell anything to Korea because they have huge import duties.

Thank God we have a clown President and clown first lady to keep America in the clown seat on the international arena.

These Incredibly Stupid Obama Worshippers Make Me So Angry

Here is the beginning of the most recent comment posted on this blog by someone who disagrees with my last post:

Stupid wrote:

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for starters, the chief justice didn’t demand that obama do anything, and you don’t have to be sworn in on a bible. a tradition does not a law make
secondly, the constitution was set up to handle things like this, obama officially became president at noon on the 20th regardless of whether or not he had been sworn in
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I lost my temper because there has to be a limit on stupidity. I answered:

BRILLIANT MIND REPLIES

Dear child:
You should learn to read.

While you are correct that no bible is required, I suggest that you read the Constitution, if you can.

The constitution, in Article II Section 1 of the Constitution, specifically requires that a specifically worded oath be taken BEFORE assuming the Presidency.

Even better, Judge Roberts did require a do over, precisely because of the eight errors in the disaster clown show called the Inauguration, complete with lip synching and illiterates pretending to be poets and philosophers.

Obama did not become President until Wednesday afternoon.

WHAT APALLS ME IS THAT PEOPLE LIKE YOU STATE THINGS AS FACTS WHEN YOU ARE SO STUPID THAT YOU NEVER READ THE SOURCE DOCUMENTS YOU ARE MISQUOTING

LEARN TO READ

LEARN TO GET THE FACTS RIGHT BEFORE YOU MIS-STATE A FACT AND SHOW OFF YOUR STUPIDITY

READ THE CONSTITUTION

GET A REFUND FROM YOUR SCHOOL

Here is an excerpt from a great article by someone who knows how to read:
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 “I often write about the dismal ignorance of our population despite their spending too many years in school and squandering fortunes on an educational system that does not educate. For those people who are due a refund from their high schools and colleges, here is a link to an obscure document that apparently has not been read by my critics, including virtually all of the media, not just the main stream morons:

http://www.usconstitution.net/const.html#A2Sec1

Below please find Article II Section 1 of the Constitution of the United States of America, excerpting the paragraph REQUIRING the Oath (emphasis added):

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Before he enter on the Execution of his Office, he shall take the following Oath or Affirmation:

“I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my Ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.”

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The definitive, authoritative analysis of the Obama Oath Flub that documents eight flubs in the one sentence Oath, with six of them being Obama’s flubs, is at :

http://franklynchusa.wordpress.com/2009/01/26/correcting-lies-about-obama%e2%80%99s-inaugural-oath-disaster/

Let us create a new tag for wordpress called  “stupid”

We can tag comments like this one with the new tag

Still not writing but > . . . .

Hillary Clinton official video as Secretary of State LINK reallly funny

Too Busy to Write But . . .

here are some links to great comments on the death of democracy with humor

   New York   LINK

 Oprah LINK

Barack Obama Sets New Record for Mistakes by Any New President

This is so sweet. Brainless Barry just keeps on giving.

He is already in a pis–ng match with the mainstream media that got hiim elected and he is only three short days into his Presidency. How delicious can it get? I love you Barry! Kiss, Kiss!

The only smart thing he has done so far was to con Bhillary into the Secretary of State job, which is the only cabinet position that is absolutely doomed to automatic failure.

I just cannot wait to watch Bhillary using her famous tact (I cannot stop laughing as I write this: Hillary’s “tact” Whee!!) to make peace between Isreal and the Arabs. But that amount of smarts is beyond Barry: it bears the unmistakeable mark of Rahm Emanuel, whose father and uncle are experts at blowing things up in the Mideast. Now they are blowing up Hillary’s career.

But back to Barack Obama setting the historical record for the most mistakes, flubs, and disasters between getting elected and getting inaugurated.

First, he failed to get sworn in like all 43 Presidents before him. The Chief Justice demanded that Barry redo the Oath the next day! Jeez, you cannot make this stuff up! And the next day his Vice President Joe Biden makes a joke about it in front of Obama! Did you see that video? Obama looked just like his cousin Odinga before he set fire to the church full of Christians. Dr. Jill Biden better check that Joe’s life insurance policies are paid up.

That big open mouth to mouth kiss she planted on Obama onstage at the Convention in Denver may not be enough to save her hubby from his big Irish blathering mouth.

So Barry is unique among Presidents in that he had two “first days as President.” And he screwed them both up! Change you can believe in! How sweet it is.

With permission, I am going to reprint this article with permission from that great lady and fellow New Yorker  Ruthie Goldman’ Here it is:

Obama’s Honeymoon Is Over After Just Three Days as President

January 23, 2009 ·

Isn’t this absolutely delicious!

First He bungles his first act as President, which was taking the Oath of Office.

Then he appointed and swore in his Cabinet before he took the second Oath of Office so maybe his Cabinet is not legal.

He appointed an Attorney General who arranged the pardon of Marc Rich, who collaborated with the enemy, swindled the public out of billions of dollars overcharging for oil, and set the record as the biggest tax evader in all history.

He appointed a Secretary of State that he previously said had no  foreign policy experience.

Then he appointed as Head of the CIA the idiot who forced the CIA to downsize under Clinton so we got misinformation about weapons of mass destruction in Iraq.

Even better, the One was too insensitive to even tell his fellow Democratic Senior Senator Feinstein about the CIA appoint, forgetting the minor matter that she heads the intelligence committee. Brainless Barry!

So  he tried appointing  Governor Richardson who was under investigation by the FBI for six months.

Then he announced a jobs plan for 2.5 million jobs the day before his Labor Dept said we lost 2.6 million jobs, showing he has his head stuck someplace it should not be. Cannot even talk to his jobs department?

Or is that his solution to global warming? Fewer jobs?

Then he appoints to run the economic bailout the incompetent boob who oversaw the disaster as Head of the New York Fed and to boot committed felony Tax Evasion.

Then Obama locks the Press Corps out of his make-up second inauguration.

Then he won’t let the media take photos or video inside the White House

Then he appoints a lobbyist or two to his team.

Then he bites the head off a reporter who asks why he hired a lobbyist after two yearas of campaigning he would not hire any lobbyist.

Then the media refused to use the photos forced down their throats by the White House.

So now the Messiah is in a pissing match with the media who elected him.

Never in the history of America has any President screwed up so much in his first three days!!!

The next four years are going to be fun, fun, fun!!!

Barack Obama Must One Up Hustler’s Larry Flynt Porno Bailout: We Must Give Free Passes to Bordellos as Economic “Stimulus”

Obama must bailout or nationalize bordellos as supply side economics. Free Healthcare Means If you get the 6 hour erection from Viagra, you get a free bordello pass, not a doctor. Change you can believe in.

Hustler publisher Larry Flynt and Girls Gone Wild CEO Joe Francis said Wednesday they will request that Congress allocate $5 billion for a bailout of the adult entertainment industry. Why would we want to bailout mere fantasy images when we can nationalize the fundamental source. We can bailout the supply!

 Our new President wants to spend an amount equal to all the taxes that will be collected in the next hundred years to reward people who cannot comprehend that a mortgage means you are actually supposed to pay for your home, and that your new four bedroom mansion with stainless steel appliances and granite counters is not part of the Section 8 free welfare housing you just moved out of.

Well, we have legalized executive crime. We are already subsidizing other business criminals, such as the auto executives and Wall Street and the ACORN fraudulent mortgages.

We might as well continue the government programs designed by the Democratic Party to destroy marriage and the family by legalizing prostitution.

Low income, and especially no income taxpayers, must be able to check a box on their no tax return saying whether or not they have enough cash for prostitutes, and if they don’t, the government absolutely must send out a voucher good for one free visit to the bordello every week.

Twice a week if you get a doctor’s letter.

Three times a week if the doctor is a specialist.

Maybe we could give them to heterosexual wives. Instead of that “I have a headache” routine, they could just ration out an Obama bordello coupon if hubby is nice about the rejection. This might actually reduce the divorce rate. See, bordellos can improve the quality of life for children who would otherwise suffer from a broken home.

For those of you under age thirty, “broken home” is an “Olde Englishe” term previously used to refer to that horror of horrors, a divorce.

In keeping with Obama’s “spread the wealth around” policy, low income men should qualify for welfare bordello vouchers, maybe as part of Food Stamps.

And we cannot have sexual discrimination. Women must also get bordello vouchers as part of their welfare. Of course, unmarried mothers pose a special dilemma: Obviously they found sex somewhere! But can we pay for them to have more sex and more babies for the working taxpayer to support?

Of course we must! They are people. They have rights, and it is not their fault that they are unwilling to work to pay for their rights. God made them that way. Christians must respect that. Besides, if we donate to feed babies, why shouldn’t the government take money away from us to pay for the act of making babies. It is hateful to use a term such as “screwing around!” to refer to the act of creating future welfare recipients.

And if we don’t pay for this, where will the voters come from to re-elect Obama in 2029 to his fifth term as Messiah?

“Give me your poor, your hungry, and we can show them how to vote twice.” Attributed to Mayor Daley, the expert on voting twice. You know, the man who showed Al Franken how to do a recount using a photocopy machine in a car trunk.

But back to basics:  If we can pay for men to get sex, we must pay for women to get sex.

And in the interest of true equality, we must establish gay bordellos, because once gays can get married, they will probably suffer the same absence of sex that afflicts married straight men. And aas a humantarian, I really want to give them a reason to feel “gay.”

We must  not forget the huge population of unfortunate gay women trapped in marriages to straight men. Psychologists must be able to dispense free Medicaid vouchers to lesbian bordellos for these victims of straight marriages.

Muslims have the right to get bordellos with foot baths and prayer rugs in case the six hour Viagra erection overlaps with prayer times. And the girls would wear facial scarves. Maybe someone could email me about how Burkhas would fit in this government welfare plan?

And if any bordello runs out of cash, we could use tax dollars to bail them out. After all, where could anyone find a man who will not claim he urgently needs more nekkid fems, Ooopps, except in San Francisco?

Then we could give vouchers to doctors, and if someone called in with the erection lasting more than six hours, like the Viagra commercials warn of, then the doctors could prescribe an emergency treatment of six hours in the FEMA run bordello.

Of course, vouchers for the bordello could be part of the Congressional Health Insurance package. This would greatly decrease the scandals in Congress. Such a policy would even have spared the most famous Democrat of all, Hillary Clinton of her husband’s Blue Dress Scandal.

See, sin and crime are entirely determined by perverts demonstrating in the streets and electing “I am not gay” mayors. Oh Oh, is this the ultimate extension of the way Harvard and Nancy Pelosi interpret the separation of Church and state.

The state uses tax dollars to pay for crime and sin, Democratically, whether it be in Detroit, on Wall Street, even in that den of iniquity and sin called Congress.

Church ministers are in violation of the civil rights law and subject to imprisonment if they refer to gays as perverts, or to homosexuality as an abomination.

So, government in the USA advocates and pays for crime, capitalist failures, and sin. To speak out against sin is a civil rights violation.

Oh my God, is this post a civil rights violation? Can I be sent to jail?

Do not put me in jail, please, look; I am advocating legalizing prostitution, including gay prostitution. Isn’t that enough sin to keep me out of jail?

 

Cow Fart Tax! Change You Can Believe In!

Maybe Barack Obama should follow the cows around lighting matches. You cannot make this stuff up. This will cause inflation. Maybe we could use it to inflate dirigibles.

I know! Send out platoons of gay cowboys to plug their butts!

Democrats are going to tax cow farts because they contain methane and add to greenhouse gases.

You just gotta read this at this great blog:

http:/msplaceddemocrat.com/a-cattle-farting-tax/

Hillary Clinton’s Campaign Debt and Bill’s Charitable Foundation: Conflict

Hillary Clinton has written off the $13 million she loaned her campaign, and can afford it because she and Bill have earned  more than $109 million in recent years. Sure pays to be an impeached Democrat.

However, Hillary still owes milllions to vendors to her campaign, so she has purchased the mailing list from Bills charitable foundation. She and he have not disclosed how much her campagin paid the foundation for the mailing list, if anything.

The impeached Clinton’s mailing list is reputed to be the second most effective fundraising list in the world, after Obamas. Presumably it includes international criminal Marc Rich whom Clinton and Eric Holder pardoned.

And we think Rod Blagojevich can’t keep his nose clean?

If you are a Democrat, then, well. . .

It just goes on and on.

Is Chelsea Clinton to Wed Into Convicted Felon Family?

Media Bias!

How did the media miss this? Can there be media bias?

According to Wikipedia, which I am told is not a secretive, tin foil hat wacko right wing nut group, Chelsea is currently dating Marc Mezvinsky.

Marc is the son of former Iowa congressman and convicted felon Edward Mezvinsky and former Pennsylvania congresswoman Marjorie Margolies-Mezvinsky.

Well, I guess if your father is the only US President impeached during our lifetime, associations do not matter.

What if Sarah Palin’s daughter’s fiancee was dating a convicted felon? Would the media go wild?

Oh! The mother of Sarah’s daughter’s fiancee  was arrested and the media did go wild!

So why are the media not going wild about the daughter of the junior New York Senator, soon to be our Secretary of State, dating a family of corrupt politicians that are so corrupt they actually got convicted of a felony and went to jail? 

Media Bias!

Media Bias!

Media Bias!

Celebration! Already Just Passed 12,000 Views

Thanks to the most intelligent viewers I could hope for. The two most viewed posts are the one on Obama’s Executive Experience and his achievements during his first seven years as a paid President halfway down the post at  

THIS OBAMA LINK

and my proposed new Treasury Dept. Hundred Billion Dollar Bailout for those truly in need at

THIS BAILOUT LINK

Look for two new posts even better than these on

“The Most Wonderful Time of the Year” which is not what you think,

 and

“Newly Discovered, Scientificly Proven, Medical Cause of Homosexuality – Part One” 

and naturally, ditto Part Two

Thanks again,

I love everybody!

MERRY CHRISTMAS

and

MAY GOD BLESS YOU ONE AND ALL

because the Democrats won’t